he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
