so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
