Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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