with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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