just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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