guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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