38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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