Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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