U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I fill condoms, not promises.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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