She announced her abortion via fbk
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Dick very happy bro
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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