Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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