he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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