I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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