my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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