at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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