hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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