i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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