I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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