hotel room ftw
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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