Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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