break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think my vagina is haunted
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I love you. Go after that dick
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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