why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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