I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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