dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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