Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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