Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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