Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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