i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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