I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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