How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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