I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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