i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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