When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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