D3 body, D1 cock
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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