Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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