My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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