I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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