I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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