my sisters under your porch take her home
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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