ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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