K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize
