so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Randomize