I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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