Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize