but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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