jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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