The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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