Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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