well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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