I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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