He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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