At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
