Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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