Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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